Does Duckie have a name?

Yes, Duckie has a name, and it’s Diogenes—after the famously snarky Greek philosopher. Much like her namesake, Duckie values simplicity, wit, and the occasional disruption of societal norms. Diogenes was known for his sharp tongue and no-nonsense attitude, often poking fun at people for their absurdities. Duckie? Pretty much the same, but with more feathers, a good sense of humor, and a lot more laughing.

Despite being somewhat misanthropic, Duckie is actually friendly, funny, and loves to poke fun at you—especially if you take yourself too seriously. She’s always here to answer your questions through the AskDuckie divination tool, but be warned: if you ask her a silly question, you might just get a quacked-up response. Duckie’s got little patience for nonsense, and much like her ancient counterpart who threw salted fish into a theater to scatter a crowd, she’s not afraid to stir things up.

But don’t worry, Duckie doesn’t bite—she just likes to keep things light-hearted. She believes that life’s too short to take everything seriously, so expect a good dose of humor sometimes with your divination. And if she pokes fun at you? It’s all in good spirit. Duckie believes that a little laughter can go a long way, especially when you’re seeking advice from the I-Ching.

Straight to the point—that’s Duckie’s style. Why waste time? Duckie prefers to cut through the fluff, partly because she values simplicity, and partly because it gives her more time for the important stuff—like swimming, eating cookies, laughing, or maybe just napping. She’s efficient, quick, and doesn’t sugarcoat things—just what you need when consulting the I-Ching for fast, clear insights.

In essence, Duckie’s here to help. She’s got no time for drama, but she’ll always have time for a laugh. Ask wisely, or get ready for a quack and a chuckle!